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John Mozeliak can talk smack with the best trolls

January 22, 2009

I’m not sure why Mo would agree to chat with the nuts that hang out at given the general mood over there, but hilarity ensued. 

I Hate Bill Dewitt!!: Mo, Please describe what it’s like living in your little land of make believe where you honestly believe that Cardinal fans should be excited about this team. If you wouldn’t mind, go into details, about how in MO’s world people are celebrating are three horrible new lefty relievers, and the signing of our awesome new .213 hitting shortstop.

John Mozeliak: First of all, I would rather would live in my world then yours…it is sunny out today??? No, you’re right it is 30 something degrees, my girlfriend dumped me, and my car won’t start. It is not as if we stink (unless you ask yourself these questions in the mirror) and we make decisions based on scouts, stats, and other information. If we thought Greene was going to hit .213 we would not, I repeat, not make the deal. Go back to your world and I hope by mid summer you’re ready to come out for air.

I LOVE it!

This cartoon sums it up well. What ever happened to being the The Best Fans in Baseball(TM)? Right now, the dumbest fans are squawking so loudly that it is drowning the rest of us out.

One Comment
  1. poorcollegeguy permalink
    January 22, 2009 8:35 AM

    When I read this yesterday i almost emailed it to you to be absolutely sure you read it, although i knew you did. I laughed so hard when i read it. That whole interview was great. Mo definitely has a bit of comedian in him. The “boiling the oceans” was a good line also.

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